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Chuck Norris Facts... XD by InumiMakoto, literature

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Chuck Norris Facts... XD

1. Chuck Norris made you read this! 2. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck N

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About napalmmonk

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United Kingdom
Deviant for 17 years
He / Him

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Current Residence: Nottingham, UK
Favourite genre of music: metal, farmhouse hiphop, religious rap
Operating System: vista, custom weasle edition
MP3 player of choice: ipod
Skin of choice: black please
Favourite cartoon character: borris johnson

Favourite Movies

gladiator

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

paradise lost

Favourite Writers

my resolution is to break my haiku addiction

Favourite Games

still oblivion

Favourite Gaming Platform

xbox360

Tools of the Trade

dark clothes, lockpick and a fast getaway

Other Interests

myself

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napalmmonk

Jun 20, 2008

MWAHAHAHAHAHAiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee

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coming up: slipknot children of bodom machine head devildriver killswitch engage lamb of god in flames sonic syndicate gojira FUCKING AWESOME

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napalmmonk

Apr 21, 2008

u both did it, i wanna do devildriver too

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Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: devildriver Are you male or female:: devils son Describe yourself:: the fury of our makers hand How do some people feel about you:: impending disaster How do you feel about yourself:: i could care less Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: head onto heartache (let them rot) Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: nothings wrong? Describe where you want to be:: meet(ing) the wretched Describe what you want to be:: monsters of the deep Describe how you live:: revelation machine Describe h

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napalmmonk

Mar 4, 2008

Devious Journal Entry

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1 . YOUR REAL NAME: - Thomas 2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) - Tomizzle, too much zizzle for yo :P 3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) - Blue Tigor .... .... 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) - Hawto 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink} - Black larger 6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name) - Tohawpeas 7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: